The Burnley fan who did the White Lives Matter banner has been sacked. So has his girlfriend. It’s pretty obvious how it works. You must submit. You must go along with BLM and all the other bullshit. If you want a peaceful life, a job, or to be left alone, you can’t speak out. You can’t resist, however peacefully. It’s obey their politics or else. This must be more of that white privilege, right? Where you aren’t even allowed to use the exact same words as the other side?

Ask a liberal to define at what point white privilege ends. Does it end when people are sacked for an opinion? Or does it end when we all submit to an opinion? It would be helpful for people like me to know when we have done enough, when society has done enough, to ‘mitigate’ white privilege.

For example I’d like to know just how brutally a white child has to be raped by a non white rapist for that child to no longer be considered privileged? It would be helpful to know that. Or how many white children must be raped over how many years of racially motivated rape before the rape of white children becomes a good indicator that white children aren’t particularly privileged? More than one million over more than thirty years, right?

Or more generally, how many white people have to commit suicide before we ask whether suicide is a poor indicator of having a great life where everything has been handed to you through no effort of your own? Are white people who commit suicide privileged whilst they are killing themselves, or just in every moment of a life that drove them to kill themselves? In which case, how ungrateful of them for killing themselves.

I’d also like to know how many white people have to be beaten up, mugged, attacked, or murdered before we can say that they are no longer privileged. Is it 50 a year, or 5,000, or 50,000? There must be some point, surely, where the sheer amount of white people being harmed indicates that white people aren’t automatically better off than everyone else. So where is that point? How many deaths does the liberal want before the guilt and inherited evil of deaths 400 years ago is erased, exactly? Give us a figure to work with so we can count them down and then celebrate no longer being guilty, privileged arseholes who actually deserve to die.

Or maybe some sort of estimate on just how fawning, self hating and obsequious I’m required to be towards other races before I stop being inherently guilty and evil. That would be useful to know. Is it when I kneel? Am I ok then? Is it when I kiss the feet of a black supremacist? Or when I put a rope round my child’s neck and act out a slave auction? We’ve been told we all need to acknowledge our privilege and guilt. How much? How much do you need?

Or could we just put a financial figure on it? What level do all white bank accounts have to be set at before white people are longer inherently privileged? There’s already quite a gap between my account (currently with about £100 in it) and Beyoncé’s? How much bigger does that gap need to get before Beyoncé becomes more privileged than me? Again, it would be helpful to have some sort of firm number on all this, just so we know where we stand.

But whatever you do, don’t ask your boss such questions.