| VOTE REFORM | HIT F11 on a PC |
| What The Left Says | What The Left Means |
| “Elon Musk shouldn’t be interfering in British politics.” | “It was much easier to sweep uncomfortable facts under the carpet before he barged in.” |
| “Musk is a hateful demagogue who is poisoning our discourse.” | “It may seem as if we’re angrier about Musk’s tweets than we are about child abuse. But we aren’t really angry about his tweets. We’re just using them to change the narrative from ‘Pakistani men raping white children’ to ‘social media row’.” |
| “The Right must stop smearing innocent MPs as paedophile apologists.” | “Obviously it was different when Labour ran an ad in 2023 which read, ‘Do you think adults convicted of sexually assaulting children should go to prison? RISHI SUNAK DOESN’T.’” |
| “It’s disgusting to see this issue being cynically weaponised for political gain.” | “People should reserve their fury for real scandals, like the colour of Boris Johnson’s wallpaper, or Dominic Raab throwing a tomato into a bag.” |
| “Focusing on the gangs’ ethnicity is Islamophobic.” | “Please ignore the fact that this is exactly the attitude which enabled this scandal to happen in the first place.” |
| “Actually there’s already been a national inquiry, which concluded in 2022.” | “Please don’t read that inquiry’s final report, or you’ll notice that it wasn’t specifically dedicated to these particular gangs. In 459 pages it mentions Rotherham only once (and Telford not at all).” |
| “Tories are suddenly calling for a full national inquiry, yet they never held one when they were in power.” | “Our opponents did nothing, so it’s fine for us to do nothing, too. As the old saying goes: ‘Better never than late.’” |
“Now is the time for action, not more words.” |
“Especially not words like: ‘Why is Labour so desperate to stop this being properly investigated?’ and ‘None of this would have happened if people hadn’t been scared into silence by the culture of political correctness the Left have enforced for the past 30 years.” |
| “An inquiry is unnecessary. The gangs have already been jailed.” | “Of course, there have never been even the mildest consequences for anyone in authority who turned a blind eye. But for some reason we’d rather not look into that.” |
| “Anyone demanding a full inquiry is just jumping on a Right-wing bandwagon.” | “Hang on. This implies that only Right-wing people are angry about the mass rape of British children – while Left-wing people like us aren’t bothered. Oh God, we really haven’t thought this through, have we?" |
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